What with working in a part of town where actual people hang out, and then using public transit, I'm seeing a lot more topless men lately. It is the most unsavory part of my day (next to the occasional wet crosswalk fart).
On the bus today I thought to myself, even if David Beckham got on this bus without a shirt, I'd still think it was gross. For the record, it is disgusting for anyone, male, female or otherwise, to walk around in public without a shirt unless you are near a body of water. It doesn't matter how ripped you are, I don't wish to see it in the course of my day. Just put that shit away forever. No one likes you, and when you get on the bus with no shirt on, people head for the hills, no matter how crowded it is.
Hey, wait a minute....
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