Crappy Customer Service

Or Lose a Tooth

I'm about ready to just walk completely naked through the world. 

Fashion is just awful right now.  Everything looks like it was washed in a mud puddle and dried by hanging it off a car bumper.  The world doesn't make shoes for my feet and I'm ready to give up my half-assed attempt at high heel training because I'm afraid of doing permanent damage.  My eyeballs don't like contacts.  My hair is super scraggly.  I don't know *what* happened to my skin last month but I seem to be consuming myself from the inside out.  What's left that could happen to make me look any worse?

I could rip out an earring.

Is It Wrong...

To be so, so tired of the "bohemian" look jammed down the throats of plus-size women?

To walk a wide berth around loitering groups of surly-looking First Nations teens?

To pay 10¢ extra per bus ride for air conditioning?  (Hypothetically.)

To have this huge summer entertainment extravaganza taking place outside the front door, yet stay indoors for a meal and a nap on my lunch hour?