To be so, so tired of the "bohemian" look jammed down the throats of plus-size women?
To walk a wide berth around loitering groups of surly-looking First Nations teens?
To pay 10¢ extra per bus ride for air conditioning? (Hypothetically.)
To have this huge summer entertainment extravaganza taking place outside the front door, yet stay indoors for a meal and a nap on my lunch hour?