I'm about ready to just walk completely naked through the world.
Fashion is just awful right now. Everything looks like it was washed in a mud puddle and dried by hanging it off a car bumper. The world doesn't make shoes for my feet and I'm ready to give up my half-assed attempt at high heel training because I'm afraid of doing permanent damage. My eyeballs don't like contacts. My hair is super scraggly. I don't know *what* happened to my skin last month but I seem to be consuming myself from the inside out. What's left that could happen to make me look any worse?
I could rip out an earring.