Or Lose a Tooth

I'm about ready to just walk completely naked through the world. 

Fashion is just awful right now.  Everything looks like it was washed in a mud puddle and dried by hanging it off a car bumper.  The world doesn't make shoes for my feet and I'm ready to give up my half-assed attempt at high heel training because I'm afraid of doing permanent damage.  My eyeballs don't like contacts.  My hair is super scraggly.  I don't know *what* happened to my skin last month but I seem to be consuming myself from the inside out.  What's left that could happen to make me look any worse?

I could rip out an earring.

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[jenB]

Maybe we should go shopping. I cannot stop buying clothes this summer. And! Two pairs of shoes last week. I do understand the skin thing though. Fuck, I'm 40. I deserve nicer skin.

xo